Sports Jokes

Compiled by Lee Mangena

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms. So they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy wakes up and says,"l had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job". The guy on the left wakes up and unbelievably he's had the same dream too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says,"That's funny, l dreamed l was skiing".

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A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains,"This is disappointing it only lasted for 30 seconds! "Good", replied his wife,"Now you know how l always feel".

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It's game 7 of the N.B.A finals and a man makes his way to his seat at center court. He sits down and notices that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone is sitting there. He responds,"No, the seat is empty,"The first man exclaims,"what"? Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the N.B.A finals and not use it? His neighbour responds,"Well the seat is mine, but my wife passed away and this is the first N.B.A finals we have not been together. The first man responds,"l'm sorry to hear that, wasn't there anyone else, a friend or relative, that could have taken that seat? The neighbour responds,"No, they are all at the funeral".